Cracked Crystal Ball: Bob Saget Previews 2015

Cracked Crystal Ball: Bob Saget Previews 2015

1. In 2014 the number of states where same-sex marriages are legal reached 32, plus the District of Columbia. Next year sexless marriages finally become illegal, making most married people lawbreakers.

2. The Secret Service couldn’t keep an uninvited civilian from simply walking through the White House front door. Taking a tip in 2015 from the most popular nightclubs in Las Vegas, the White House hires 8-foot-tall, 5-foot-wide guys with headsets and clipboards with a VIP list.

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